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  • emissary-architect:

    shoutout to that time at work I told a college dude automatically “fantastic!” when he put his card in the chip reader correctly (bc I find complimenting customers on it makes them Do It Again Right The Next Time) and he returned way later saying “I’ve been chasing that high of hearing you call me fantastic for like a week now” 

    (via littlewitchpaws)

    • 2 years ago
    • 36518 notes
  • thecureinorange-deactivated2021:

    hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

    (via sparklingpegicorn)

    • 2 years ago
    • 147651 notes
  • solemnmonotonenotes:

    We’re gonna teach ‘em how to say goodbye
    One last time

    • 3 years ago
    • 3815 notes
  • enjolrassuggestions:
“thank you Wikipedia, I would certainly love to help
”

    enjolrassuggestions:

    thank you Wikipedia, I would certainly love to help

    (via actualnymph)

    • 3 years ago
    • 64809 notes
  • celtic-pyro:
“This guy gets it.
”

    celtic-pyro:

    This guy gets it.

    (via leia-mercury)

    • 3 years ago
    • 49125 notes
  • What's wrong?
    Anonymous

    indi-element:

    everything bitch don’t act stupid

    • 3 years ago
    • 228637 notes
  • dankmemesreasonforliving:

    image

    (via blueskycadet)

    • 3 years ago
    • 9346 notes
  • thickness-protection-program:
“ the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“She not playing games
” ”

    thickness-protection-program:

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    She not playing games

    image

    (via mairemisfit)

    • 3 years ago
    • 75325 notes
  • littlebigcon:
“ falcon-fox-and-coyote:
“ nmpositive:
“moist bois
”
OMG I’ve never seen wet lion manes. I never imagined this. OMG this is so much. I have so many feels. I love them all.
”
Lions when it rains:
”

    littlebigcon:

    falcon-fox-and-coyote:

    nmpositive:

    moist bois

    OMG I’ve never seen wet lion manes. I never imagined this. OMG this is so much. I have so many feels. I love them all.

    Lions when it rains:

    image

    (via crystalfals)

    Source: telegraph.co.uk
    • 3 years ago
    • 61790 notes
  • (via paranoidalittle)

    Source: babyanimalgifs
    • 3 years ago
    • 566711 notes
  • alexander-lamington:

    image

    (via lando-calrissian-fucks)

    • 3 years ago
    • 43268 notes
  • slytherinks:

    demonladytakkuri:

    herobyne:

    phoenixonwheels:

    recommend:

    Americans Respond To ‘What’s The Most Absurd Medical Bill You Have Ever Received?’ (x)

    Went to the ER for a possible anaphylactic reaction and they left me in the waiting room for an hour at which point the reaction had faded so I went home. They still sent me a bill even though the only person I’d spoken to was the receptionist, and had I not responded to my meds I would have died in the waiting room.

    Yes I refused to pay the bill and yes they eventually cancelled it. Can I recommend a scathing Yelp review as an excellent way to light a fire under hospitals for this kind of bullshit - afaik the bad publicity is the only reason they didn’t try to force me to pay the bill.

    My sister went to Urgent Care because food was stuck in her throat and she couldn’t drink or eat. While in the waiting room, it dislodged and she was good but they gave her some orange juice and then billed us about 600 dollars, called and asked why we should pay when 1) she was taken to a closet instead of a real examination room and 2) they did nothing besides give her some orange juice. In the end did not have to pay when we called and said “wow that’s some expensive orange juice”

    They charged me $500 to deny me a preventative rabies vaccine

    What the ass is going on in America

    (via plaidbakerstreetcaptain)

    • 3 years ago
    • 76328 notes
  • kane52630:

    chewbacca:

    KNIVES OUT dir. Rian Johnson 

    image

    (via plaidbakerstreetcaptain)

    • 3 years ago
    • 14517 notes
  • (via orlaoreo)

    • 3 years ago
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  • the-cipher-diary:

    they call me profen because i be

    (via nose-coffee)

    • 3 years ago
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